Bruce
Chief Security Officer
Meet Bruce, our Chief Security Officer here at Standard Equity. Bruce, a unique breed of LBD, has been a part of our team since he was rescued from a harsh living environment in 2018. He quickly showed an aptitude for protection, herding his stuffed toys with a diligence that foretold his future career.
Under Bruce's vigilant watch, our company's premises have seen a nearly 100% decrease in unauthorized squirrel intrusions and other vermin. His innovative "Sniff-and-Identify" security protocol has been a game-changer, ensuring that no Amazon package goes uninspected.
Off duty, Bruce enjoys long walks in the park, noshing on a ham bone, and frequent games of tug-of-war to keep his skills sharp.